- penises
- cocks
- dicks
- and other normal words for a penis
- meat sticks
- wands
- slick manhood
- throbbing/pulsing member
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- black snake
- anal impaler
- chode
- shaft
- sausage
- schlong
- “thing”
- steamin’ semen roadway
- skin flute
- tube steak
- wang
- dong
- bone
- etc.
“steamin’ semen roadway”
there’s a new one
“anal impaler” is the one that really gets me
100% all-beef thermometer
prying chicken
blossoming manmeat
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